Party Damage(2008)

I guess Mike Freeman and some other dude were messing around karate-style or something and suddenly Mike comes flying across the room and crashes into this two-tier, kidney-shaped, glass coffee table which, naturally, broke... a lot.

For a moment Mike just lay there all dizzy-dazey... then blood started coming out of his arm by the pint. I could be exaggerating a little, but it did turn out to be a heavy-flow day for him. Still, everyone managed to keep it together, more or less. Kris kept pressure on the wound and I called for an ambulance. Mike eventually got stitched up at that hospital on Grand and ended up walking home (by choice) while we talked on the phone. He's pretty much fine 'cause, you know, Mike's resilient, a survivor, a badass.

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